Sorry Tiff

I have to just say:

• Sometimes there's just not enough Body Glide in the world
• And powder (even Gold Bond) just can't do the trick...

Now if I could find an acceptable way to walk around nekkid all day so as to let all my parts stay air-dried I might be ready to go for my next run.  But this would also require me walking nekkid, legs wider-than-shoulder-width-apart with my armed stretched out and above my head.  (Think crab walking upright.)  I'm pretty sure I'd scare the kids.  Even if I had clothes on...