Showing posts with label vegas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vegas. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

overhead in the conf ctr bathrm

Girl1: eww! Can you believe the first people I saw in the exhibit hall were those guys from last night!

Girl2: really)!

Girl1: yeah! Last night they seemed normal then they would say something dirty! And then they would try and be normal again it was soo gross!

Girl2: give me an example of what they said!

Girl1: something like "hey would you check my pulse I think I'm dying or something"!

Girl2: oh really?!


Me (in my mind): are you kidding me?? That's dirty!! Y'all must be from Fargo or something....
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Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Hate is such a strong word

Yet I can say with certainty I hate Las Vegas. It's totally not for me. I'm not even enchanted by all the glitz and glitter. As a matter of fact all that shit makes me want to poke my eye out with a pencil.

Where is the only place you can find people sooo excited to get their photo taken in front of a fake waterfall?? Or a mini Eiffel tower??? Or a lit up pyramid???? (Of all these the pyramid is the closest to the real thing. In Cairo they light it up at night, it sits right at the edge of a crowded metropolis and it's in the middle of the desert...)

And yet guess where I get to go at least once a year for work.

Yup. Vegas.

At least the Rodeo National Championships are in town while I'm here so I get to stare at lots-o-cowboys. I'm guessing Ty Murray is here so there's a good bet Jewel is around too. Too bad Vegas is such a big town....

On the sex front (not mine! The hotel neighbors.) seems there was a little action around 11:30pm last night but it didn't last long. Still the stupid porn screaming but not nearly as loud. I'm convinced a hooker's rented the room (did I mention I'm on the concierge level??). Must be a high priced "escort"... I'm surprised so early...Sunday's must be slow.
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