Sunday, December 05, 2010

Dear people in hotel room next door:

I understand we're in a hotel. (A business hotel, not a casino...) I understand people have sex. I understand it is customary for people to have sex in hotels, especially in Vegas. However it is currently 2:21am and I have yet another business meeting all day tomorrow. And your fake, porn-making sex noises are completly keeping me awake.

If in fact it is a production company truly shooting a porn next door at this hour I'm on the verge of suing for poor business practices. That or bad acting. The sounds coming from that room are the fakest sounds I've ever heard.

So I've concluded:
- it's some girl trying to please her man and she's learned everything she knows about sex from porn (including fake noises)
- they are actually shooting a porn next door
- or the pathetic schlep has hired a hooker.

Regardless - SHUT UP!!!
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3 comments:

Christy said...

You should call the front desk and make a noise complaint. That should "cool" them off!

emily said...

where's the 'like' button for this post? It's so sad it's funny.

WanderingGirl said...

Complain, leave a note suggesting that he paid too much for her, and get earplugs.