Ok - so I've heard of someone helping you get your clothes OFF... ; )
But hell - I couldn't even get IN! This past Friday the hubby and I headed to NYC to meet up with a friend of mine who was in town from London, England. Of course I had to wear the sexy NYC shoes (more on those later...) and of course KVeg wouldn't let me out of the house without an appropriate "party" top. (we were all wearing jeans this time.)
I ran over to KVeg's Thursday night and grabbed a cute black strappy top with beading on the chest. The bottom half of the top was several layers of gauzy stuff. (I have a picture some where but I'll have to post it separately until I can get the hubby to email it to me...)
Did I mention KVeg is a tiny girl?? She's tall - very tall. But thin - VERY thin. Luckily I tried on the shirt at home before we left. No zippers or buttons - just a pull it over you head arrangement. As I was pulling it over my head all the gauzy stuff got wrapped around in the back and I literally got stuck in it. I had to enlist the help of the hubby to untwist it and then to YANK it over my lats. It occurred to me later to look at the size - a SMALL from the Express...
I finally got it on properly. I had HONEST-TO-GOD cleavage!!! I mean them babies were TOUCHING!!! I've NEVER had that happen before.
Of course I couldn't breathe deep for fear I'd pop the banding around my chest/ lats. I would feel really bad to bring home KVeg's top in tatters.
Of course this made me wonder - how in the hell does KVeg fit into this?? The circumference of her ribcage is small for sure. But how in the hell did her boobs fit in there??? To this day it's still a mystery....
We met up with the Aussie (my friend is actually Australian, living and working in England) and the Brit. (Her friend is a true Brit originally from Yorkshire.) We chatted as I tried to get back in the top. (again enlisting the hubby's help) What I found the most interesting... she comes to the US and what does she buy? Kitchen gadgets. Really. But if you think about it that makes sense. I mean Brits aren't known for great food so why would they bother with nifty kitchen gadgets?? ; ) I've already bought her a "Slap Chop" I'm going to send her. Just because I think it's funny....
We walked to a nearby bar/ restaurant that I found on line.
NOTE: Next time people - I'm talking to all of you - don't put me in charge of finding the "hot spots". I do well with the accommodations responsibility on a trip, not the entertainment. (unless of course, you fear for your life...)
Yeah, well I shoulda known that a place called the "Ding Dong Lounge" might be a bit sketchy....
(but it got good reviews!!!)
So we hopped in a cab and went to an Italian place I had found. (I couldn't believe they were still relying on my list after the Ding Dong incident...) But we ended up having a great meal at 'Cesca's on the Upper West Side. I recommend it if you're in the area. We asked for a recommendation for a bar close by. We walked and walked... we couldn't find it so we settled on the first nice place we found.
Needless to say when we got back to the hotel I kicked off my sexy shoes and... well, my friends, my feet were NOT bringing sexy back to NYC. They were an oozing, blistering mess. Gross, I know. At least I didn't take a picture. And once again - the hubby was a great sport as he shared a room with three women... AGAIN! (he did the same thing when we went to Disney back in December...)
I wasn't kidding when I say it was a quick trip. We got up the next morning, we all went to a diner and had some chow and the hubby and I were on the road by 10:30.
The rest of the weekend we went for a 35mile bike ride with friends and then headed out to the GREAT NEW YORK STATE FAIR!
I forgot my phone in the car - so no pictures. Sorry. But it doesn't matter - we were in and out in 2.5 hours. I really just go for the food, beer and wine. And that's what I did. I ate and drank and drank some more. I'm still in awe that our parents EVER let us ride those death-trap machines they call "rides". What were they thinking??? Did they not love us??